Post by Max on May 2, 2010 8:13:48 GMT -5
"Hmmm..." Shade was walking around the town, aperantly in deep thought. He was just walking a straight line, no one even daring to bumb into him or expect him to move. Plenty feared him, but most who lived here respected him.
"...Ah! Pussy mouths!" He suddenly exclaimed, and turned around, running back the way he came "Outta my way Minions!" he yelled, knocking people left and right as he ran.
He ran into a large building that had high security. He ran down the stairs, into the basement, going through several high-security doors, and when he reached the 'secret lab' he suddenly exclaimed one more time "Pussy mouths!" He yelled. Every scientistin the room turned to look at him, confused.
One very tall one in paticular seemed to suddenly grow very tired "Not again...Shade..." "No, you shutup Ringo, This idea is GENIUS!" He yelled. He had everyones attention, since aperantly this wasnt the first time he burst in "You know how chicks are always complaining about how blowjob are disgusting and don't feel good in any way for them?" He asked, talking quicker than normal "I don't-" "Well how about we make the MOUTH an erogenous zone, Identical to the pussy? We'll call it, Felation Doll Operation!" He exclaimed, grinning like the maniac that he was "...Please use the proper term to describe the female genetelia." He said "Fuck you, its a pussy, so I will call it a pussy." he said, frowning.
He shook his head "Anyway, so can you guys do that?!" he asked. Everyone glanced around at each other, and the tall one, Ringo, sighed again "Of course...but-" "To make sure its not like a pussy all the time, the only time it becomes an erogenous zone is when it comes in contact with a penis!" he said "...how-" "Piss, Cum, pre-cum molicules." "Thats disgusting" "You sound like a chick." "uuughh...well...yes I guess we can do that...But this will cause a feminist uprising..." He said, Shade frowned "Oi, If boob jobs arent being protested this shouldn't ether! Its not like Ima force everyone to get it...though girls who work in brothers can get it done for free." "Yes sir."
One scientist spoke up though "Sir, you've been bursting in here with these lewd ideas for several years now...I know you've found cures for diseases, but why don't you use your briliant mind for other things?" He suggested, Shade blinked, aperantly surprised "Oh? Like what?" "World Pe-" BANG. A gunshot point black from a Sawed off shotgun "Boring, anything else?" he asked, dropping the weapon. Everyone shook their heads "Alright then get to it!" he exclaimed, and left, quite happy with himself.
~*Two months later*~
"...you've gotta be shitting me." he said, looking at massive protests going on outside his house. Well, massive as in there was a little over a 1000 people, no one was stupid enough to protest infront of Shades house. The protest was about discrimination against women, inhuman body alterations. And for some reason 'hippy-weed-fuckers' as Shade called them
"...AAAARATATATATATA!" Shade yelled, walking through the crowd of screaming people, holding a gattling-gun, mowing people down like he was in a video game "Boomer!" HE yelled, running after a really fat person.
"...Ah! Pussy mouths!" He suddenly exclaimed, and turned around, running back the way he came "Outta my way Minions!" he yelled, knocking people left and right as he ran.
He ran into a large building that had high security. He ran down the stairs, into the basement, going through several high-security doors, and when he reached the 'secret lab' he suddenly exclaimed one more time "Pussy mouths!" He yelled. Every scientistin the room turned to look at him, confused.
One very tall one in paticular seemed to suddenly grow very tired "Not again...Shade..." "No, you shutup Ringo, This idea is GENIUS!" He yelled. He had everyones attention, since aperantly this wasnt the first time he burst in "You know how chicks are always complaining about how blowjob are disgusting and don't feel good in any way for them?" He asked, talking quicker than normal "I don't-" "Well how about we make the MOUTH an erogenous zone, Identical to the pussy? We'll call it, Felation Doll Operation!" He exclaimed, grinning like the maniac that he was "...Please use the proper term to describe the female genetelia." He said "Fuck you, its a pussy, so I will call it a pussy." he said, frowning.
He shook his head "Anyway, so can you guys do that?!" he asked. Everyone glanced around at each other, and the tall one, Ringo, sighed again "Of course...but-" "To make sure its not like a pussy all the time, the only time it becomes an erogenous zone is when it comes in contact with a penis!" he said "...how-" "Piss, Cum, pre-cum molicules." "Thats disgusting" "You sound like a chick." "uuughh...well...yes I guess we can do that...But this will cause a feminist uprising..." He said, Shade frowned "Oi, If boob jobs arent being protested this shouldn't ether! Its not like Ima force everyone to get it...though girls who work in brothers can get it done for free." "Yes sir."
One scientist spoke up though "Sir, you've been bursting in here with these lewd ideas for several years now...I know you've found cures for diseases, but why don't you use your briliant mind for other things?" He suggested, Shade blinked, aperantly surprised "Oh? Like what?" "World Pe-" BANG. A gunshot point black from a Sawed off shotgun "Boring, anything else?" he asked, dropping the weapon. Everyone shook their heads "Alright then get to it!" he exclaimed, and left, quite happy with himself.
~*Two months later*~
"...you've gotta be shitting me." he said, looking at massive protests going on outside his house. Well, massive as in there was a little over a 1000 people, no one was stupid enough to protest infront of Shades house. The protest was about discrimination against women, inhuman body alterations. And for some reason 'hippy-weed-fuckers' as Shade called them
"...AAAARATATATATATA!" Shade yelled, walking through the crowd of screaming people, holding a gattling-gun, mowing people down like he was in a video game "Boomer!" HE yelled, running after a really fat person.
